Happy Birthday, Nicole!

I found this song yesterday. I thought of Nicole:

Ghost Chickens in the Sky
A chicken farmer went walking out one dark and fateful day
He rested by the coop as he went on along his way
When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye
It was the sight he dreaded
Ghost chickens in the sky!

Bok bok bok BOK
Bok bok BOK
The ghost chickens in the sky

The farmer had raised chickens since he was 24
A-working for the Colonel for twenty years or more
Killing all those chickens and sending them to fry
Now they want revenge...
Ghost chickens in the sky.

Bok...

Their feet were black and shiny, their eyes were burning red
They had no meat or feathers, these chickens all were dead
They carried off the farmer and he died by the claw
They cooked him extra crispy
And ate him with cole slaw
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Yay evil gohst chickens!

If any of you know the song "Carolina in the Pines" by Michael Murphy, this song almost fits with it. It's pretty funny.